office politics

Bend down and let me shaft youLet me take that hot poker and shove it up your jacksies
It’s all in the name of working relationships
Be part of the team let my boot smack your arse
Let my fist connect to the side of the head yours
Oh yes your are now definitely one of us
Grin its normal behaviour
Letter openers stab in the back
Paper cuts the right of appraisals
The office a team building exercise