Don’t tell me you have a “girl friend”!

Don’t tell me you have a “girl friend”!

And if I do I burst out laughing

And if I do, and I don’t

It made me laugh so full of joy

And if I do and if I do and if I do and if I do

But I don’t

We all did it at 14 didn’t you grow out of it

Don’t tell me you didn’t grow out of it

Oh well I will pray for you

Praying for me not praying on my head

But if I did what a sublime Valentine we would have

Exquisite French chocolates so bitter and yummy

A drink of her choice

While I drink on her

And if I do and if I do and if I do and if I do

But I don’t

It made me laugh so full of joy