Surviving the holidays!

Hi!

Has anyone got any tips on how to deal with family during the Holidays?

The best I can come up with is counting backwards from 100.

Or piercing my eardrums

Family = white noise, persistent buzzing, inescapable civility

In real life I could just walk away
In real life I wish I could just walk away

There is a leash, an insuperable umbilical cord

Run run bet you can’t hide forever!

No man is an island I agree but this woman would like some border controls

Family Holiday

Help! Please?