How to kill your boss

Thursday, January 31, 2008
how to kill your boss Current mood: fermented
How to kill your boss.Just writing it down tenses the muscles at the back of my neck.
Neck - to wring her neck: too personal. Don't want her essence any where near me.
Don't get me wrong. I don't hate her but I hate bullies.
Purely because of her position of power I am automatically at a disadvantage.
She raises her voice, and I hate her
Two faced so and so
I hate her I hate her I hate her
I wonder if I could bash her head in with the copier. It is so big and so heavy and so bulky.
Perfect
If I weren't so exhausted I could muster rage, get some super human power and smash like egg shells. CRACK crack CRAcK!
But it would be so messy and she can't be worth the effort.
I should just walk out.
No I won't - I won't be bullied
So I am a master of the mind, controlling my emotions, mastering the unspoken power play.
There are so many, much more elegant ways to destroy the bitch.
To win in the tussle between boss and hired hand
It's just too frustrating trying to work through it.
Be at one, Zen peace, aware, la la la la
Argh! I hate her
I wonder what I have to do get a raise ?