~ the art of Cowardice ~

There is an art to cowardice
There is skill, a talent

A Coward is not a bad person
Most are kind and sensitive and considerate

Be aware of a coward
They make the most closet of friends
A ready shoulder to cry on
An attentive ear
Ready with a kind word and a smile
Ever organized to stab you in back

It’s just their nature
Like cats and hair balls
Dogs and lick balls
Stab, possibly not
Poison suits don’t you think?
Forget at your peril

As with everything on earth
There are useful lessons to learn
Like how to make sure the right people know how much you do
Always (appear to) be friends with everyone


Remember there is a skill to slagging people off
Always in a sing song smiley voice
Always end on a positive note
Always apologise especially after a vicious one

It is always, always someone else’s fault in a pretty smiley sing song voice of course
If it is not noticed it did not happen

Not everyone can

It is after all a special talent

For those who can’t
Think of it as a game

You lose if you lose your rag first
You lose if you did not have the last nice word

The name of the game is who can be nicest longest

Best, Nicest, Kindest, Friendliest

Sincerity is a plus but not essential